kafkaesque
theme

swarnpert:

taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass

dead freight

It’s simple human nature to keep little secrets about ourselves. We all do it. I dye my hair. I watch internet pornography. But what if your whole life is a secret? A lie? (Season 7)

onlylolgifs:

Adorable Sugar Glider Trevor eats orange and falls asleep

wellthatsadorable:

lawebloca:

Friends ** video **

LIFEHACK:

1. Watch these gifs over and over 50 times.
2. Watch the video these gifs are from 50 times.
3. Live forever.

survive. » a mix for when the streets are caked with blood and dust; for the place where you are no longer the hunter, but the hunted; for the time when trust and happiness is long forgotten but also the very things you live for; for the times when the only thing on your mind is survival. {listen}

001. run boy run - woodkid 002. pa pa power - dead man’s bones 003. blackbird song - lee dewyze 004. no one would riot for less (dubstep remix) - bright eyes 005. in the house - in a heartbeat - john murphy 006. the humbling river - puscifer 007. lead me home - jamie n. commons 008. right where it belongs - nine inch nails 009. far away - josé gonzález 010. my body’s a zombie for you - dead man’s bones

survive. » a mix for when the streets are caked with blood and dust; for the place where you are no longer the hunter, but the hunted; for the time when trust and happiness is long forgotten but also the very things you live for; for the times when the only thing on your mind is survival. {listen}

001. run boy run - woodkid 002. pa pa power - dead man’s bones 003. blackbird song - lee dewyze 004. no one would riot for less (dubstep remix) - bright eyes 005. in the house - in a heartbeat - john murphy 006. the humbling river - puscifer 007. lead me home - jamie n. commons 008. right where it belongs - nine inch nails 009. far away - josé gonzález 010. my body’s a zombie for you - dead man’s bones

it kinda bothers me that nearly every apocalypse related mix on 8tracks has radioactive by imagine dragons in it. i mean ya it fits and ya it’s good but get creative man

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i’m making a zombie apocalypse mix on 8tracks and ugh i think it’s my favorite so far

7:21pm, 30/7/14 with 29,101 notes

youmakeme-lol:

Fake Country Girl Meme

SEND ME A SONG AND I’LL REPLY WITH MY FAVORITE LINE FROM IT

Sad Man's Tongue

Volbeat

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once-upon-a-moonless-midnight:

Left my mama and papa’s nest
I got the fever rambling my bones
Papa said: my boy, take your Johnny Cash vinyls and go
Well I got my pocket full of real tales, 
and a broken guitar mode, guitar mode 
And the story keep on rollin’, out from a sad man’s tongue